do u ever realize how ugly u really are and it just ruins ur day
If you’re battling a mental illness and didn’t want to wake up this morning but did anyways, you’re a motherfucking badass. Because living with a mental illness is hard and I’m damn proud of you for still being here and fighting. You’re metal as hell and tough as nails. So keep on fighting, you kickass Viking warrior. You can win this.
- me at age 12: ew older men
- now: wow he's only 30?
in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off
did you get an A
I WISH I LOOKED GOOD NAKED AND I WISH I HAD CLEAR SKIN
Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me